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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 16:03

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is one thing you've learned from life?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?